Gift Guide: For Drunks
Here at The Drunken Tomato, we have a very special place in our hearts for drunks. Show your appreciation for their sloppy dedication with one of these gifts for drunks.
1. Color Me Drunk: A Drinking and Drawing Activity Book
Seriously, can someone please get me this?!?
2. The Dead Rabbit Drinks Manual: Secret Recipes and Barroom Tales from Two Belfast Boys Who Conquered the Cocktail World
I finally went to The Dead Rabbit on my last visit to New York. Suffice it to say, it was AMAZING.
3. Tovolo Sphere Ice Molds - Set of 2
My good friend Ryan has some ice sphere molds and won't shut the f*$% up about them. :)
4. Liquor Tag Necklace
For the classy (but not too classy) lady in your life.
5. Drunk Earrings
To the point. I like that.
6. The Carry On Cocktail Kit The Moscow Mule
When you feel like something a little nicer than that crappy cup of Mr. and Mrs. T's.
7. Cocktail Shaker Gift Set
If you don't have one yet, I think it's time.
8. The Homemade Gin Cocktail Kit
I don't drink gin, but I'd think this would be fun for someone who actually drinks that stuff.
9. Vinturi Essential Wine Aerator
Would you ever buy yourself a wine aerator? No. It's not essential, it's not that sexy and, unless you find yourself roaming the back wall of a Bed Bath & Beyond, you'll never have the occasion to pick one up. But that's exactly what makes it the perfect gift.
10. Buckshot 12 Gauge Shotgun Shell Coaster Set & Holder
If I saw these on your coffee table, I'd probably just think, "That guy is legit."
11. Mason Jar Shot Glasses with Lids
Okay, there is probably zero utility in these, but I thought they looked cute.
12. Scrappy's Bitters, Classic Sampler Pack
You can always use for bitters.
13. Wine Folly: The Essential Guide to Wine
So you can start saying shit like, "fruit forward."
14. Moscow Mule Copper Mug
Oooo.... Shiny....
15. Santa's Flask
#SantaApproved
16. Rosewood Waiters Corkscrew
For getting into the booze.
17. BOOZE
Get the drunk exactly what the drunk wants and needs.